Taserdate

An incredibly attractive member of the opposite sex who is so repugnant in personality that they must be tasered to make physical contact tolerable.

"I would totally taserdate Kim Kardashian!"

by Testcase August 27, 2012

Tasterbate

When you're craving a certain food but don't have the ingredients, so you just eat a different food and pretend its the food you're craving. **Not to be mistaken for masturbating, when you pretend your hand is a vagina.**

I'm craving noodles but don't have em, guess I just tasterbate.

by RookLovesRobertErhard July 25, 2011

taserface

Created by two guys who hate those instagramer who posts everything on their life ✌.

Look at this taserface posting anything on his wall

by Spacewalker1021 July 23, 2018

Tatermate

A guy that a extremely hot girl wants to date likes but he has little to no interest in dateing her.

Blake: I don't know why Tate won't date Carsynn."
Andrew;"I know. He's such a Tatermate."

by TOMDARAK May 3, 2020

TASERFACE

a name that strikes fear into anyone what hears it!

ITS METAPHORICLE

TASERFACE!!!!!!!!!

by Daneilius the third April 19, 2022

tatermates

The act of sharing any potatoe based food item between 2 or more people.

Guy: He babe, want to be tatermates?
Girl: Sure, the fries here smell pretty good.

by Kira7S May 29, 2016

taterbater

a nonhandicapped person that has relationships or sex with handicapped people of all kinds

The Clinton's And obamas are taterbaters

by elsa'sfriend April 20, 2018