tarpon 

1: a fish often sought by game fishermen hardly ever consumed because it is the oiliest fish in the ocean.
2: the mascot of Charlotte High School, a very overated school in Punta Gorda, Florida
3: Taxes And Rampent Pork: Obama's Nonsensical System
4: A stupid person

1: I caught a tarpon in Charlotte Harbor.
2: Tarpon cheerleaders are whores.
3: Many democrats support the TARPONS.
4: How many times must I tell you Mike doen't live here; you have a wrong number you stupid tarpon!

tarpon by The Muffin Man 2 June 6, 2009

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon 

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

Emotional Tampon by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Tampon Chewer 

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

Tampon Chewer by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013

Captain Tampon 

A man who enjoys cunnilingus so much that he is willing to feast on the yeast and use his tongue as a tampon whilst her monthly friend flows. A rare dude amongst dudes.

Dude, why is your tongue and face all red ? Well, my bitch ran out of tampons and I had to plug the hole with my tongue. Captain Tampon to the rescue !

Captain Tampon by EightBall August 9, 2012

aural tampon 

Improvised earplugs (or actual ear tampons!) made out of small wads of bungwipe or nasal tissue.
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)

{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!

{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!

aural tampon by Telephony May 20, 2013

Tampon Head 

An ugly blonde who has tips that look like they have been dyed with the blood of a tampon.

"Who's that? She's ugly as hell!"
"WATCH OUT, IT'S TAMPON HEAD!"

Tampon Head by MMSGIRL2016 May 16, 2016