Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

Target Practive by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

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Load Fairy's Target Practice

1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed between beginning of masturbation and the actual blowing of the load, actual amount of semen in entire load, and percentage of load that hit the bull's eye).
2. The person on the receiving end of a cum-shot.
3. Your mom.

1. The anonymous person drifted off to sleep perfectly, only to be awakened by the physical sensation of being the Load Fairy's Target Practice for the 2nd time that week.
2. That bitch? Yea, she's the LFTP, alright.
3. The dream your mother didn't quite aspire to by the time she turned 18, but she fulfilled it nonetheless.

Load Fairy's Target Practice by aka_Pyro June 7, 2007

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target practice

When doing an Indian woman and it comes time to cum on her face, try to aim for the dot between her eyes.

I was workin on my target practice with Neelam and Hoosna.

target practice by Oscar Jacobs May 20, 2008

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Russian Target Practice

Sexual transaction in which a male partner aims his penis into the belly button of male/female partner and ejaculates, trying to get the semen into the belly button area.

Last night I just performed Russian Target Practice on my girlfriend.

Russian Target Practice by Your Drunk Mom June 10, 2010