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Tard-Tard 

A person who is so stupid they dont deserve being called a reatard once but twice in the same word. This can also be used when the words fucktard, dumbass, and moron just cant portray and person's lack of simple intellegence.
Tard-Tard by Erik Lydon March 6, 2005

tardy tardy parent party 

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy
1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

Moo-tard [tardsauce]

A saying that is crossed between a cow and a tard. A really not good comeback.
moo-tard tardsauce
person 1: you're a shit-face!
person 2: Yeah, well you're a moo-tard!

Tardy Tards 

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
Tardy Tards by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020

Tard/Re-tard

Tard .... when you have done something that’s not the best .....

Re-trad .... you did it again
Tard/re-tard

She’s a trad .... she didn’t learn from her mistake... now she’s a re-tard
Tard/Re-tard by MissSaraKay August 2, 2020

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.
Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!
Clip the Tard by will bitten September 18, 2016