Tardy tard

A retarded person who is late.

"Andrew is such a tardy tard"

by Big Beadla May 17, 2020

Tard-Tard

A person who is so stupid they dont deserve being called a reatard once but twice in the same word. This can also be used when the words fucktard, dumbass, and moron just cant portray and person's lack of simple intellegence.

Shut up you tard-tard.

by Erik Lydon March 6, 2005

tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Moo-tard [tardsauce]

A saying that is crossed between a cow and a tard. A really not good comeback.

moo-tard tardsauce
person 1: you're a shit-face!
person 2: Yeah, well you're a moo-tard!

by jojo_my_mojo December 9, 2008

Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.

"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"

by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020

Tard/Re-tard

Tard .... when you have done something that’s not the best .....

Re-trad .... you did it again

Tard/re-tard

She’s a trad .... she didn’t learn from her mistake... now she’s a re-tard

by MissSaraKay August 2, 2020

Clip the Tard

Purposely not inviting the nerd or the asshole of a group of friends to any social event.

Before going to the Jays game we need to Clip the Tard!

by will bitten September 18, 2016