Tardvarko

Incredibly awesome, amazing, cool, the best of the best.

Dude, you missed so much! It was tardvarko!!!

by thepeanutbutterguru October 27, 2010

tardvark

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Taardvark

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Tardvark

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.

What a Tardvark!!!

by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

Tardvark

A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.

Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(

by Honao May 5, 2020

tardlarious

Something that a tard does that is hilarious. Sometimes tards do things that really are funny on purpose, or sometimes it's unintended, such as drooling all over themselves.

"Dude, did you see how that tard grabbed that woman's breast and acted like it was an accident? That was TARDLARIOUS!!!"

by The Guvna2 November 2, 2008