tardvark

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a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

tardvark by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Words you can keep

Tardvark

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

Tardvark by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Related Words

Tardvarko • tard-vark • Taardvark • tard ark • tard market • tard parker

Tardvark

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.

What a Tardvark!!!

Tardvark by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

Tardvark

A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.

Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(

Tardvark by Honao May 5, 2020

tard-vark

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

tard-vark by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

Taardvark

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

Taardvark by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Tardvarko

Incredibly awesome, amazing, cool, the best of the best.

Dude, you missed so much! It was tardvarko!!!

Tardvarko by thepeanutbutterguru October 27, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026