tardvark 

a more colorful name for a friend that is having a lapse in judgment or is just failing at life

Friend A: "Get this. Yesterday, Michael told Toby nobody likes him."
Friend B: "He did what?! He's such a tardvark."

tardvark by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

Tardvark 

1) A retarded aardvark
2) Any stupid person with a pointy or outsize nose

Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.

Tardvark by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009

Tardvark 

1) A person who can't tell the different between necrophilia and narcolepsia.

2) Someone who has just done something stupid or is a moronic person in general.
3) An Ardvart with a T.

What a Tardvark!!!

Tardvark by HolyBeJesus August 25, 2009

Tardvark 

A word that would be best describes as a name calling and maybe used as a curse word.

Jock: Hey tardvark give me your lunch money!

Kid getting bullied: Ok.... 💵 :(

Tardvark by Honao May 5, 2020

tard-vark 

A combination of 'retard' and 'ardvark'. Used on annoying or otherwise moronic people.

You spilled my drink you tard-vark!

tard-vark by Kyle Magnan April 6, 2005

Taardvark 

A retarded aardvark.

Did you see that anteater trying to eat a banana? What a taardvark.

Taardvark by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Tardvarko 

Incredibly awesome, amazing, cool, the best of the best.

Dude, you missed so much! It was tardvarko!!!

Tardvarko by thepeanutbutterguru October 27, 2010