Tardmunch

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A compound word combing the words tard and munch. Usually used to describe someone acting utterly retardéd or stupid. Can also be seen as the joiningof the terms retard and carpet muncher.

Her: why is he always so dumb around me?
Friend: Oh he’s just a Tardmunch some times

Tardmunch by Munchersaurous Rex May 5, 2018

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turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

turdpuncher by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

Related Words

Tardmunch • turdmuncher • Turd Munching • Turd munchies • Tarmanchula • Toadmuncher • tramunchous • tudmunch • Taco Muncher • tard machine

tudmunch

A short, fat person, or a tall skinny person. Also used as a subsitute for "Idiot".

Wow...you tudmunch! You lost us the game!

tudmunch by PopeLovesLagoon.xD November 1, 2010

tramunchous

Pertaining to a copious amount. Specifically for food.

I just saw that stiffledorf Mitch, stuff his face with a tramunchous amounts of cock in socks at dinner time.

tramunchous by TrippT April 20, 2023

turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

turdmuncher by Dave September 19, 2003

Tarmanchula

Another version of the taranchula only seen when high or drunk off your rocker... able to kill a fully grown man within a few moments, and resembles the face of a man.

"HOLY CRAP THERES A TARMANCHULA ON YOUR WALL!!!"

Tarmanchula by ReneM February 8, 2010

Toadmuncher

Natives of Ashtabula

Them dam toadmunchers don't know how to set a lineup if a city slicker showed em.

Toadmuncher by Toadmuncher September 9, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026