Tardmunch

A compound word combing the words tard and munch. Usually used to describe someone acting utterly retardéd or stupid. Can also be seen as the joiningof the terms retard and carpet muncher.

Her: why is he always so dumb around me?
Friend: Oh he’s just a Tardmunch some times

by Munchersaurous Rex May 5, 2018

turdpuncher

A man, whose sexual preferences lean toward the male population. Who also enjoys taking part in anal sexual intercourse. Wherein his penis will inevitably make contact with excrement inside the colon. His enthusiastic thrusting creates a "punching" motion causing the excrement to become packed tightly inside the recipient. Causing great discomfort.

"Mark is such a turdpuncher!"

by TwerkedOutBrindlemeyer May 9, 2008

tudmunch

A short, fat person, or a tall skinny person. Also used as a subsitute for "Idiot".

Wow...you tudmunch! You lost us the game!

by PopeLovesLagoon.xD November 1, 2010

tramunchous

Pertaining to a copious amount. Specifically for food.

I just saw that stiffledorf Mitch, stuff his face with a tramunchous amounts of cock in socks at dinner time.

by TrippT April 20, 2023

turdmuncher

Somebody who munches turds

Kelly: hey sue, what are you doing tonight?
Sue: Not much kelly, how bout you?
Kelly: Thought I might watch a movie and munch some turds. Wanna come over?
Sue: Sounds great kel, I love munching turds!

by Dave September 19, 2003

Tarmanchula

Another version of the taranchula only seen when high or drunk off your rocker... able to kill a fully grown man within a few moments, and resembles the face of a man.

"HOLY CRAP THERES A TARMANCHULA ON YOUR WALL!!!"

by ReneM February 8, 2010

Toadmuncher

Natives of Ashtabula

Them dam toadmunchers don't know how to set a lineup if a city slicker showed em.

by Toadmuncher September 9, 2021