Tardiot

1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.

I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.

by GMB123 February 26, 2010

Tardictorian

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.

Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.

by Easwim April 12, 2010

Tardition

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

by theWeeds January 27, 2008

tardistan

Derogitory name given to Melbourne, Australia. Fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club are routinely referred to as "tards" by rival football fans due to their moronic behaviour. Therefore, Tardistan became the nickname given to Melbourne and/or Melbourne's football stadium.

Person 1: So how did the trip to Tardistan go?
Person 2: Excellent, Adelaide beat Melbourne 3-0

by Kozzie January 10, 2007

Tardioli

The act of molesting a turkey in the ass and cooking it for thanksgiving for your grandparents

Oh ya Justin is totally is gonna do a tardioli this year

by The Sped SHED May 8, 2021

Tardist

one who has no socioeconomic class listing,
doesn't understand any philosophy, and constantly criticizes friends for using big words.

also,
someone who advocates tardism.

Nihilist:so thats pretty much nihilism for you.
Tardist:So what did bill nye have to do with that?

Tardist:I don't believe in ebolution.

by Jose gustafon March 31, 2007

tardio

when you walk home from a bar because you're stupid drunk and think you need cardio exercise

"Hey, let me give you girls a ride home you look pretty drunk… No, No.. We're going to walk home for the cardio exercise!!"

"fuck em dude, let em do their tardio"

by mastermodelordhead August 16, 2014