Tardioli 

The act of molesting a turkey in the ass and cooking it for thanksgiving for your grandparents

Oh ya Justin is totally is gonna do a tardioli this year

Tardioli by The Sped SHED May 8, 2021

Tardilicious! 

A man who is immensely attractive and fit, but mentally deficient in so many ways that he is only good for intercourse and to look at.

A: Girl, your boyfriend is so cute, but so stupid!
B: I know, Girl! He's so tardilicious!

Tardilicious! by Christine Pinheiro June 12, 2007

tardillion

A number so friggin' huge that it's beyond stupid - it's retarded.

Congress just passed another spending bill giving 695 tardillion dollars to the lobbies that paid for their election campaigns.

tardillion by The Evil Steve March 14, 2009

Tardilicious

A such called retard whom wants to be someone over the net and in real life his ass is kicked and made fun of in school everyday.

Words can't describe such stupidity.
Tardilicious

Tardilicious by YourN8mare May 30, 2006

turdioli

a turd entombed in toilet paper that resembles a ravioli.

I didn't want to leave the racing stripe in my girl's bowl, so I made a turdioli.

turdioli by xfixi8 June 8, 2011

Facebook Tardilicious 

Someone who has no clue about Facebook.

Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.

The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."

My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.

My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!

Facebook Tardilicious by pism February 10, 2010

tardolicious 

Tardolicious is a tard wich is a retard but more tardy than an actual tard.

God Brody you are so tardolicious!

tardolicious by [e-mail] April 24, 2006