turdedness

An expression of the word turd in a verb form. When something is turded it can be closely described as being crapped on. Turdedness however goes a step further and expresses the shittiness of a situation or action. Can be used in the same context as craziness.

"You won't believe the turdedness I had to deal with today. A cop wrote me a ticket for going 2 km over the limit!"

by sumerwine January 28, 2010

turdness

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

tiredness

You are extremely tired or are really tired...so therefore it would be tiredness

I'm dying of extreme tiredness.

by Meggo Eggo July 5, 2006

turdiness

The act of being a turd; acting like a shithead

My kids snapped out of his turdiness.

by Parentof5 November 1, 2012

Tardedness

Being slow or dumb.Usely doing it for a reason.

Her tardedness was bugging me.

by Kiddnothing February 4, 2009

Turdliness

The act of being a real turd

"Your turdliness is really turdy."

"My cat's turdliness almost got him thrown out of the house."

by $m@rt@leck April 19, 2012

Wordness to the Turdness

A phrase when something is indescribable.

Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"

by Pubeypie August 30, 2021