Taranando 

A very other worldly human being. Is able to attract women by just looking at them. Able to make you think of only him. Often causes intense emotions in the human heart while aiming for their souls. Lacks all common knowledge but has technological intelligence. A great kisser & all around funny. Everyone should have a "Taranando" in their lives

The last remaing weapon is Taranando in other to save the world.

Taranando by Tuflii_levitate March 13, 2013

Gago Tanga Inutil Tarantado 

A meme phrase comprising four of the crunchiest Filipino swear words. Popularized in this form by televangelist Eliseo Soriano in his sermon against the Iglesia ni Cristo, a controversial Christian sect in the Philippines.

Gago - stupid man in contrast to "gaga" (stupid woman), although could also refer to both man or woman

Tanga - stupid but gender neutral (local)

Inutil - worthless

Tarantado - stupid, shameless, disrespectful

Soriano: Ang pastor na humahatol sa labas ng tunay na Iglesia GAGO TANGA INTUL TARANTADO!

(A pastor who judges outside the true church is a GAGO TANGA INUTIL TARANTADO!)

Gago Tanga Inutil Tarantado by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020

Tarannom 

She is a popular girl all around the school and she has good grades. She watches Netflix whenever she have nothing else to do, or go on social media like Tik Tok. She is very evil on the outside and the inside.

Tarannom is the most popular girl in the school!
I wanna be like Tarannom!

Tarannom by I lovee pizAaaa December 6, 2019

tardnado

A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.

Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.

tardnado by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006

tardnado

(n.) Noisy, destructive mobile cluster of the mentally retarded that occasionally sweeps through malls, zoos, etc..
A tard wrangler is usually found at the epicenter.

"Get behind the counter, I sense a tardnado brewing!"

tardnado by Sheeberweeber January 12, 2012

Tarantado 

a lighter expression of "thank you"

"I like this meal. thank you!"
"gusto ko to tarantado!"
"thank you sir"
"tarantado ka sir"

Tarantado by Burat si rhomulo alejandre August 28, 2017

Tarabannon 

Any species that smells like syrup.

"Hey is that syrup I smell? Waffles? Pancakes? French toast? Nope, it's a Tarabannon!"

Tarabannon by CaPeGiRLLL April 13, 2009