2 definitions by Smackercalafragilistic

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A whirling dirvish of stupidity. Contraction of retard and tornado.
Lucas is a total tardnado, he's always fubbing something up.
by Smackercalafragilistic February 15, 2006
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Contraction of fornicating and nasty -i.e. nasty, dirty, raunchy sex.
Kim Kardashian was fornasticating with Ray J in that video. She even let him wizzle on her!
by Smackercalafragilistic September 08, 2008
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