Tapsa

Tapsa is hilarious - there is no doubt about it. Anyone crossing his path will leave with a heart full joy, warmth and laughter. Be aware though; he will tell inside jokes that even his closest friends will not understand and he will use random expressions such as losahdus, kihistely, huuttis and 0kpl 0kpl. Just play along even if you don't understand and you'll have a lifelong friend. He will also tell crazy stories, although 75% of them tend to have värikynää. If you do not have anything to do, he'll invite you to play football or Counter-Strike, even if he had met you 5 minutes ago.

Despite being huumorimiehiä, Tapsa has his deep side. If you engage in a conversation with him, you'll have an hours long analysis about space, dictators, contemporary dating culture or the meaning of life. If you are struggling, he'll come to your door, gives you empathy, support, a bottle of wine and keeps you company until you feel better.

Tapsa: *alkaa jankuttaa jotain hokemaa missä ei mitään järkeä*
Muut: juuh elikkäs
Tapsa: *jatkaa hokemaa viikon ajan*
Muut: *alkaa jankuttaa samaa hokemaa joka evolvoituu eri muotoihin eikä kukaan muista mistä se lähti*

by 0kpl November 22, 2021

TAPATOW

Abbreviation for "The American People Are Tired Of Women". Taken from a clip of a Bernie Sanders rally. Common use originated summer 2020, in the north suburbs of Chicago. Used when a woman does something provocative, annoying, or flat out wrong.

Bert: Did you see what Carly posted on her story last night?

Link: Yeah, how obnoxious. TAPATOW.

by tapatow October 27, 2020

techno tapas

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party

(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."

by patree February 10, 2020

They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.

1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

by AmoRami June 22, 2016

Taps aff

(Scots Vernacular) The removing of one's shirt or other upper body garments, most often in the event of warm weather but also often for purposes of celebration or simple antagonism.

Lt Data: "Captain, due to our proximity to this binary star, hull temperature has already reached critical levels and internal sensors indicate imminent failure in the enterprise's internal cooling system"

Captain Jean-Luc Picard "Right every c*nt, taps aff"

by I Hate The Future October 5, 2012

Tapatio Hot Hand

A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.

Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed

(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)

After a long day, Riker loves nothing more than a Tapatio hot hand

by Aldosim November 18, 2021

Tapia Weed

The best herb in the michiana area. If you aren't smoking Tapia weed you probably know it. Tapia weed is known to be sour diesel, jack herer, grand daddy purp, skush and the like.

Damn dude... is this that Tapia weed?

Fuck that... ill just go get some Tapia weed!

by fathomz July 19, 2009