tapsatas 

An acronym for 'Thick as pig shit and twice as smelly' mainly used in the South West of England

What about Ian? He'd be good for the job.

Nahh, He's Tapsatas.

tapsatas by The Anonimouse July 29, 2010

tapdatassable 

adj- describes a sexy slut

"There's this girl I know, and boy is she tapdatassable!"

tapdatassable by Scotty July 16, 2006