Tapoo

The art of shitting in as big a surface area as possible, smearing your hands in it and making a wonderful mural on the closest wall.

A combination of "tattoo" and "poo", it can also be used to mean the consumption of the turd.

"Oh my God, did you see the tapoo your toddler's just done? It's like a fucking Picasso!"

"Jesus, she has the tapoo in her teeth"

Tapoo by Mortical Zombie November 17, 2011

Tapoo

Tapoo (tap-oo) - Meaning anything you want it to mean. The ability to say anything you want in a secret way.

I tapoo you.

Tapoo by campcasey June 24, 2009

tapoo

The act of sticking a lit joint in someone's eye.

Last night was totally rockin' until Jim tapooed me. That shit stung like a bitch!

tapoo by Jim23894759832938475 April 14, 2009

Arsepipe Tapioca 

A wonderful substance created during a furious session of bedroom gymnastics between a man and a woman.

While moving from vaginal penetration to anal ‘bum love’ a mixture of sweat, male pre-cum, female fanny batter, spit/lube, arse-grease and ultimately jizz get rubbed together to create a magical porridge like substance around the female arse pipe and the penis of the male.

This produce is usually cleaned away by bathing or it can be scraped up and eaten off of a Ritz cracker - yummy!

‘I’m so tired today’ said George, ‘I was up all night hammering Mildred up the tradesman’s, after I spaffed my wad up her nipsy she licked my rod clean and commented that she wished she had a Ritz cracker handy to much the arsepipe tapioca off’

Arsepipe Tapioca by Marty the Hat November 12, 2019

eh tabooey

An extremely offensive term to Elites, NEVER SAY THIS WHEN ELITES ARE PRESENT

Elite 1: eh tabooey
Elite 2-12: WUGHWUWHAAAAAWUWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eh tabooey by eh tabooey January 6, 2022

happy tapioca 

to be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. (as seen on Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship")

from Scooby Doo
Fred: They're gonna teach me a move called happy tapioca, I don't know what it is but apparently I'll be butt fucked and submerged in pudding. See you around!

happy tapioca by lifeg0eson666 October 22, 2010

Tallahassee Tapout 

Traditional sex maneuver that's performed while in the 69 position. Quickly and without notice wrap your legs around the woman's neck and begin breaking wind until she taps out and/or passes out.

Nothing out of the ordinary officer, but it might be related to me giving her the Tallahassee Tapout. Will she be ok?

Tallahassee Tapout by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016