Tantoe is a term that is used to exaggerate your opinion or statement. For example:
"That car is tantoe nice bro."
Where tantoe exaggerate the fact that he has a nice ride.
People whose use of fake tan results in an orange hue to their skin. This orange is different to naturally occuring human hues to the extent that they could well be of a unique new race.
Bill'sparents were concerned when he brought home a Tantonese girlfriend.
Tanton, anyone named tanton has the best hair, face, eyes, ears. Is borderline perfect. & also has the finest and most attractive girlfriend or female in all of history.
Aye dude you must be a tanton because your wife is more amazing and perfect than any other stupid ass hoe In all of history.
Enhanced brain activity when one is as happy as a mad cat lady not named trinity who has come up with a new excellent saying such as “Great Humping Heffalumps!”.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.