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Tanton, anyone named tanton has the best hair, face, eyes, ears. Is borderline perfect. & also has the finest and most attractive girlfriend or female in all of history.
Aye dude you must be a tanton because your wife is more amazing and perfect than any other stupid ass hoe In all of history.
by Taevery June 28, 2017
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Music so good it could elicit sexual arousal.
The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.
by lpvitus October 28, 2009
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