Tanglitis 

when your headphones are tangled

she pulled her headphones out of her purse, and it was clear she had tanglitis.

Tanglitis by rundmc123 November 2, 2010

Danglitis 

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Nobody in the NHL can stop Pavel Datsyuk's danglitis

Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009

Tanglis 

Tanglis is a type of English, I'm afraid it's illegal to even call it English. Tanglis is spoken by the residents of Chapri Land. It makes you doubt the existence of life and question on superficial beings that will taunt you day and night. Tanglis kills you from the inside and leaves a permanent stain of trauma engraved on you heart and brain until you leave this earth. Beware of Tanglis.

Myself is name Tanish, how you are today feeling?
Tanglis very much dangerous, please keeping distance recommended.

Tanglis by jadenspeare May 16, 2022

Trangitis 

The way I feel sick when I am without Trang, alone or with other people. At this time it is not believed that trangitis is contagious.

Symptoms of trangitis include lonliness, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating, and an inability to smile without thinking about Trang.

Trangitis by Mike December 6, 2004

TALLITIST 

Adjective
- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.

noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.

I hate to admit but me being tallitist does get in the way of dating sometimes.

If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!

TALLITIST by Wise Wormie from NJ November 18, 2021

tabulitis 

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

tabulitis by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

Danglitis 

to dangle in excess to where it becomes habit, in hockey to dangle is where you deke through all the players and score the puck.

Alexander Ovechkin has danglitis every time he gets the puck

Danglitis by Tresmayo March 16, 2009