Tanglitis
when your headphones are tangled
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Danglitis
Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009
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Tanglitis • Tangelitis • Danglitis • Trangitis • tabulitis • Tagitis • TALLITIST • tangelistis • tangitize • Tanglis
Tanglis
Tanglis is a type of English, I'm afraid it's illegal to even call it English. Tanglis is spoken by the residents of Chapri Land. It makes you doubt the existence of life and question on superficial beings that will taunt you day and night. Tanglis kills you from the inside and leaves a permanent stain of trauma engraved on you heart and brain until you leave this earth. Beware of Tanglis.
Myself is name Tanish, how you are today feeling?
Tanglis very much dangerous, please keeping distance recommended.
Tanglis very much dangerous, please keeping distance recommended.
Tanglis by jadenspeare May 16, 2022
TALLITIST
Adjective
- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.
noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.
- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.
noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.
I hate to admit but me being tallitist does get in the way of dating sometimes.
If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!
If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!
TALLITIST by Wise Wormie from NJ November 18, 2021
tabulitis
a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking
Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.
tabulitis by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013
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