a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking
Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.
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- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.
noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.
- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.
noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.
I hate to admit but me being tallitist does get in the way of dating sometimes.
If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!
If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!
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Get the Jabulitis mug.The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.
The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.
The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.
Tableitis victims can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.
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