tabulitis 

a condition characterized by electronic memory overload or human cognitive impairment, occurring when too many tabs are opened within an internet browser window as a result of attention deficit and/or multitasking

Before Evan could finish Facebook stalking his ex, reading Craigslist personals, researching important background information for a major project, writing an angry email to all those who wronged him, and finishing several pornographic movies, tabulitis set in and his laptop and brain remained frozen for many hours.

tabulitis by gangsta skittle April 7, 2013

tabletisation 

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

tabletisation by Coopie June 27, 2005

fabulitis

Self-inflicted foot discomfort caused by wearing fabulous, but uncomfortable shoes.

Brianne looked amazing in those heels, but by the end of the night fabulitis had set in once again.

fabulitis by rawhouns March 14, 2011

TALLITIST 

Adjective
- elitist attitude about the tall, characterized by or showing prejudice or discrimination on the basis of person's height.
- blatant approbation of tall people alone as potential friends or partners.
- dismissive of people of shorter height; considering them incapable of being taken seriously in social interactions, platonic or otherwise.

noun - Tallitism
- a person with tallitist views.

I hate to admit but me being tallitist does get in the way of dating sometimes.

If she were a ledger, I would credit her some height, that is how incorrigibly tallitist I am for an accountant!

TALLITIST by Wise Wormie from NJ November 18, 2021

tabitis 

the condition in firefox (the choice of any self-respecting internet user) where one finds themselves overwhelmed by the massive amount of tabs they have open. This can be cured by getting an add-on that lets you store tabs.

"I was shopping for cars and opened so many tabs that they didn't fit! I must have tabitis..."

tabitis by jf713jf August 16, 2008

Jabulitis 

You can't really describe it. It is the feeling you have the morning after the night before. You don't even know you have it but everyone else knows you do!

You have a severe case of jabulitis

Jabulitis by SpotMaster November 14, 2012

Tableitis 

The disease was first commonly found in the mid 17th century, With sugar plantations across the globe and monetary currencies being shipped from one side map to the other there were many pirates fighting each other for the prize while starving at the same time. Their limbs were slowly lost and reverting to a more natural solid wooden state.

The disease can be stopped if caught in time but if you ignore the symptoms eventually all four limbs will become wooden and your body will have fully converted into an antique wooden table. The remains of these long lost sea travelers can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis victims can be found in antique shops and more commonly on TV on GPTV's Antiques Road Show - Tables Table Tables.

Tableitis by CAJ565 July 5, 2010