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tangitize 

Rhonda is on the phone with her girlfriend and she explains "wow Jimmy really tangitized me last night".
tangitize by nurse blondie September 24, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
to Tangize: To diverge suddenly from a thought. Tangizing(adj.) When a person is discussing a topic and feels the need to add irrelevant stories just to have the "story" wind-up relating to the first topic!
I can't follow a thing they said. they start telling me one thing and next thing you know, they start to tangize and are going off about something else.

That chick has been tangizing for 15 minutes already and now I forgot how the discussion began!
Tangize by Jeff & Terra May 10, 2006
Related Words

THANITIZER 

A hero of Legend who didnt snap his finger during the world pandemic.
THANITIZER: I hope they remember you.
Corona virus: 'infects the THANITIZER'
THANITIZER: Ah SHIT

Tangerize 

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.
"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"
Tangerize by Ryan January 9, 2004

Tangilize 

Little Tommy read many works by Lewis Carroll. Little Tommy tripped acid. Little Tommy tangilized a Jabberwock. The Jabberwock ate Tommy and the now the Jabberwock is full.

Tangilize a sniper rifle and shoot randomly from tall buildings.

Tangilize the remote control into reach.

Tangilize a hot chick sucking your dick.

Exercise the tangilation part of your imagination every day of the week.
Tangilize by NaturallyFresh April 9, 2011

Tangilize 

(verb) To Touch
Tom tangelizes his pencil while doing homework.

Eric tangelized himself last night.

Bob is tangelizing the table.

I'm not fat, I just have more to tangilize.
Tangilize by cheeseblaster January 29, 2009

Tappitize 

To poorly pimp your car
Jerry got himself some acrylic paint and loads of LED lights, I reckon he's about to go Tappitize his Cortina.
Tappitize by Karin Schonken March 5, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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