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tagalong 

(n) Word used to describe a person similar to loser or brown nose.
Low on the social ladder, tagalongs usually follow more popular people around everywhere they go. Usually ending up pissing off everyone involved.
1) "Look at that fool Abraham, he keeps following Wu around like a dog. What a tagalong!"
2) "Look at that desperate idiot, stalking that girl, loser tagalong"
tagalong by CoolManYouSuck January 22, 2006

tagalong 

these mad good girl scout cookies with peanutbutter and chocolate
I was hungry so I grabbed me a box of Tagalongs!
tagalong by pootytang March 12, 2003

tagalong 

An annoying individual who acts as a leach and keeps pestering and following you or your friends around. Unable to take care of themselves, conversations are usually one sided and dull, full of narcissistic self-talk.
Nobody likes the narcissistic tagalong and his guilt-tripping. Get a life and get a hobby, pathetic tagalong.
tagalong by Charmouche October 1, 2016

Fuckin Tagalong

Someone who is the biggest God Damn sped in the whole gang. (Brandon Rew)
"Brandon stop being a fuckin tagalong

Ghetto Tagalongs 

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.
"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

tagalong 

someone who follows and joins you
boy: omg there is the tagalong kaiden

girl: look behind us!
tagalong: hey guys!
boy and girl: go away you tagalong!
tagalong by sheppyboy123 October 26, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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