Tagaloner 

The one kid in your group of friends that no one likes but is always there because he follows you around so he won't be alone.

Man Tony is such a tagaloner, I wish he would just leave us alone!

Tagaloner by DrLugnut March 31, 2009

tagalong 

(n) Word used to describe a person similar to loser or brown nose.
Low on the social ladder, tagalongs usually follow more popular people around everywhere they go. Usually ending up pissing off everyone involved.

1) "Look at that fool Abraham, he keeps following Wu around like a dog. What a tagalong!"
2) "Look at that desperate idiot, stalking that girl, loser tagalong"

tagalong by CoolManYouSuck January 22, 2006

tagalong 

these mad good girl scout cookies with peanutbutter and chocolate

I was hungry so I grabbed me a box of Tagalongs!

tagalong by pootytang March 12, 2003

tagalong 

An annoying individual who acts as a leach and keeps pestering and following you or your friends around. Unable to take care of themselves, conversations are usually one sided and dull, full of narcissistic self-talk.

Nobody likes the narcissistic tagalong and his guilt-tripping. Get a life and get a hobby, pathetic tagalong.

tagalong by Charmouche October 1, 2016

Fuckin Tagalong

Someone who is the biggest God Damn sped in the whole gang. (Brandon Rew)

"Brandon stop being a fuckin tagalong

Fuckin Tagalong by Mr. Allen Leonard June 13, 2018

Ghetto Tagalongs 

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.

"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...

Ghetto Tagalongs by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009

tagalong 

someone who follows and joins you

boy: omg there is the tagalong kaiden

girl: look behind us!
tagalong: hey guys!
boy and girl: go away you tagalong!

tagalong by sheppyboy123 October 26, 2017