When you actively try to stay home and be responsible, but get dragged out for a taco that turns into a margarita that is somehow mistaken for a double which leads to a very successful game of topgolf on your part, leading to a victory celebration where you get trashed and ruin any chance of a responsible next work day.

I was sitting on my porch, minding my own business, working on bettering myself and staying away from the hooch when I got Tamred and now everything’s gone to shit.

Tamr by Stacey’s daughter Kitty December 13, 2022

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tamra • Tamrin • tamryn • Tamr • TamRap • Tamreen • Tamriel • tamry • tamrah • Tamra Rutfield

The Tamr Law

Thesis states that one death is fated to happen before obvious safety oversights, reforms or the like are ennacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates and the introduction of neck guards.

Person 1: "Hey, remember that very obviously leaky pipe? It's valve finally burst and killed someone!"

Person 2: "Yeah, it was like that for ages! I'm surprised it took someone's death before it finally got fixed!"

Person 1: "Mhm, and it was so preventable. The Tamr Law takes another!"

The Tamr Law by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024

The Tamr Law

The thesis stating that one obvious and preventable death is fated to happen before any obvious solutions, changes or reforms are enacted, ie. decapitation by ice skates when playing hockey and the introduction of neck guards to the sport.

Person 1: "Hey, do you remember that shaky pipe at the bottom of the apartment building that the landlord never fixed?"

Person 2: "Yeah! What about it?

Person 1: "Well, it finally busted and the valve domed someone on the head and killed him! And after that, of course NOW the landlord decides to fix it!"

Person 2: "How preventable. The Tamr Law takes another..."

The Tamr Law by xxdragonwolftamr January 30, 2024

tamryn

An amazing, stunning, gorgeous, beautiful, cute girl with a heart of pure gold. She's selfless, but isn't afraid to show her true feelings when angered. She's always there for people, regardless of the situation. She may not be as innocent as she seems. She has an interest in video games and in music.She is deep inlove with her someone.

tamryn is amazing

tamryn by johnson10 December 28, 2015

tamra

a really hot girl who is really nice and gorgoes and everyone likes them. and is GANGSTA

I loooooove tamra. She is so sexy

tamra by da bomb!!!!! June 9, 2009

tamra

tamra is a very kind person fucking smoking hot she can get petty kinda short but she's all in all a very kind person she puts others before herself she rather someone she loves happiness over hers she tries her best not to say mean things and is always trying to cheer someone up she's very self conscious but she shouldn't be because she's perfect the way she is

oh look! there goes tamra. wish i was her friend

tamra by nsbvhsbvks March 25, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026