Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.

Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.

Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.

she couldn't tame a unicorn by Philosofree November 30, 2014

Tame the animal

V.) When four people grab each limb of person and pull so they cannot escape, leaving the victim helpless. Some versions of this include locking the victim in a cage after taming them. The victim is called an animal because of how much they squirm when being tamed.

“Hey guys, once Parker is out of the bathroom, we should all Tame the animal then lock him in the sauna.”

Tame the animal by Zesty Uncle January 2, 2024

Flame and tame

Flame and tame - Verb - term used to describe the "move" in which a suiter invites a prospective bang maiden to their humble abode under the guise of cooking them dinner (Flame, as in using the stove to prepare your famous beef stroganoff). This dinner is then parlayed into into an all expenses paid trip to pound town (tame, as in taming strange).

In practice: Bro, you hooked up with Bernice last night?! How tf did that happen?

Dawg, I told her my grandmothers empanada recipe is the best there is. When she came over to try them, I executed a seamless flame and tame.

The flame and tame! Fucking classic!

Flame and tame by DaddyJagweedXOXO69 September 25, 2022

frame it and tame it

to ogle a body part

look at that gyat, I want to frame it and tame it

frame it and tame it by UserPerson38832830 October 14, 2024

tameah

Is a very great friend, very quirky and smart...Tameah is usually very kind and fun once you get to meet her. She doesn't really like going out all the time but when she does you'd wish you were there.Shes a great friend and is very pretty. So if your out there looking for a friend, you want a tameah.

"Your such a tameah LOL"

tameah by Tameah May 17, 2018

tameara

tameara is someone that will always be honest with you. some of tameara’s favorite things to do are sleeping, hanging out with friends, hanging out with her boyfriend. tameara is a loyal friend and partner and will do anything to make people happy. she is very kindhearted unless you are on her bad side. she is beautiful and has an amazing personality.

“tameara can i hit your nic?”
“tameara please stop biting me”

tameara by i am someone you don’t know June 21, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026