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tailboning 

A sexual act comprising of a woman (without a penis or any protruding penis-like object in the genital region) thrusting her hips vigorously upon a male's tailbone so as to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. Tailboning is a common pastime amongst nymphomaniacs and sexual deviants alike. Often a quick, random action, tailboners get some of the best orgasms known to man and to the Pagan gods.

Music to tailbone to: Fela Kuti, Death Grips, Charles Mingus
I was laying down and she was on top of me trying to fuck my ass with no dick. My tail bone wrecked that clit and she orgasmed for days. Tailboning gets me all the concubines.
tailboning by Fiskeleton October 15, 2015

Talbotting 

Verb.

1- The act of working very hard
2- The act of becoming easily flustered.
3- The act of being generally amazing.
I'm talbotting so hard, I wrote 12 pages in the last hour.

I'm talbotting, there's too many people in the room.

Dude you got a lot of work done.
- Obviously I've been talbotting all day.

Working Amazing Flustered Anxious Nerd
Talbotting by Get it done July 12, 2011

Tarooting Harumpadump 

Gadzooks, a tarooting harumpadump just smashed through my hut!

Talberting 

anything that deals with liking, loving, pleasuring, touching, rubbing, fondling, caressing, licking, dreaming of or pretending to hate men so much that you are gay.
TALBERTING or "Hey dude that guys so gay, i mean hes totally talbeting."
Talberting by Man Called Han September 6, 2010

talkxting 

Talking and texting on a cellular phone at the same time.
Talkxting is easy to do with my hands free kit.
talkxting by Jamie Baird February 12, 2008

Talxting 

"He needs to stop talxting, I don't have time for this. He should just call."
"Why the fuck are you talxting me?"

What's up? How is your day? I wanna c u
Talxting by Marci & Roxie May 6, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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