tailboning 

A sexual act comprising of a woman (without a penis or any protruding penis-like object in the genital region) thrusting her hips vigorously upon a male's tailbone so as to achieve orgasm through clitoral stimulation. Tailboning is a common pastime amongst nymphomaniacs and sexual deviants alike. Often a quick, random action, tailboners get some of the best orgasms known to man and to the Pagan gods.

Music to tailbone to: Fela Kuti, Death Grips, Charles Mingus

I was laying down and she was on top of me trying to fuck my ass with no dick. My tail bone wrecked that clit and she orgasmed for days. Tailboning gets me all the concubines.

tailboning by Fiskeleton October 15, 2015

tailboning 

The act of having sex with someone using your tail in place of or in unison with a penis.

furry 1:Hey man did you see that new yiff flash from zone-tan?
furry 2:Hell yeah!They were tailboning hardcore!

tailboning by Passing June 24, 2014

Talibaning 

Verb. Infinitive: Taliban
(1) The act of waiting out an opposition or complication until the right opportunity or ideal conditions for guaranteed success arise. only cis or trans people who identify with the pronouns He/Him can use this verb

(2) Agreeing to something with a superior party knowing well that you intend on forfeiting on that agreement to take advantage of an unstable third party while parading as a mother f'n Badass. Particularly applicable in conditions where you will take property from said unstable party that were given by the superior party. again, only cis or trans people who identify with the pronouns He/Him can use this verb

Can't wait to bang Sally this weekend! I am just talibaning mom and pop's until they go to Nanna's funeral in Michigan next weekend.

Talibaning by PanamaGeo7 August 16, 2021

Tailboating

1. A term in the Furry/Yiff community relating to the "Sonic the Hedgehog" character Miles "Tails" Prower, and placing one's penis in the cleft between his twin tails in order to achieve sexual gratification.

2. Placing's a face between an in between an individual's buttcheeks and blowing a raspberry, as per the traditional "motorboat"

3. Running the tongue along the ass crack.

1. "I'm not into "tailboating," I'm a Knuckles fan.

2. "I totally 'tailboated' Mr. Hornsby, my math teacher. Now I'm up to a C+."

3. "I walked in on my roommate trying to tailboat himself."

Tailboating by BlokeTheHedgehog June 1, 2017

Tailbonitis 

Condition associated with long term exposure to commercial flying in coach class when your tail bone hurts like crazy after 2 hours in the seat.

Son in seat 150C:
Hey Dad, why is that guy in 148D sitting like he has crapped his pants?
Dad:
Don't worry Son, he looks like he travels a lot and has tailbonitis. He is just trying to take the weight off his ass bone, so should be safe to go near.
Why don't you be a sport and give him our pillows?

Tailbonitis by coach class traveller March 18, 2017

Taisoning 

Saying something stupid

The boy was taisoning to his friend.

Taisoning by BrokenGuyGamer October 24, 2016

Talboting

wiggling a penis on calder

I love talboting calder...

Talboting by talbot999999999 May 17, 2023