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Taking a dump 

Or aka deficating, shitting, pooping. Also can be seen as taking a crap, taking a shit, dropping a load, dropping the kids off at the pool, clearing the traffic jam on the hershey highway, dropping a bomb, shooting the torpedo, some people would say they are having a baby (that would be a bigass piece of shit). Personally this is one of my favorite times of the day when I sit down and get creative, I enjoy reading while I take a dump.
Yesterday I got home from work and the doorbell rang, I yelled," I am taking a dump! Come back in an hour!"
Taking a dump by seanflow May 23, 2006
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taking a dump 

To poop, usually a very large one.
Friend 1: He is so stupid to think 'taking a dump' is buying a city dump

Friend 2: Yup
taking a dump by stuffrandom December 5, 2017

Taking a Dump 

When a person or a thing doesn't respond to your message on Snapchat; the term 'taking a dump' is therefore used to describe there absence.
Taking a Dump by XDYTFHGVNFYG October 9, 2017

Crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit 

To make a bad situation or anything that is in shitty condition worse.
Come on man, don't smoke weed after I just got a ticket!
You're crapping/taking a dump on a pile of shit!

Taking a load to the dump 

When you're fucking a girl in the pussy and you insert your dick into her ass just to ejaculate.
She actually let you do anal? No, young padawan, I was simply taking a load to the dump.

im_taking_a_huge_dump3 

kcsfineyounglady’s husband
Oh, you follow im_taking_a_huge_dump3?
You must get all the females huh.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026