A maneuver where one, usually a male, consumes too many spirits and ruins his/her chances with a "sure thing" and/or consensual sex. Usually paired with excessive swearing and/or unwanted groping.
Made famous by the big daddy at Appalachain State.
"What happened to the bd last night? I thought he had that one in the bag.
After his 11th scotch-soda he decided it would be a good idea to preform a self-takedown"
Guy 1: "Eh bud, how was the rest of your night?"
Guy 2: "Dude Vivian and I smashed"
Guy 1: "The one you meet on Tinder? That's your 4th Tinder Takedown this month!"
A term used for a lie about kicking someones ass. A Texas turkey takedown is a imaginary move or myth. No one has ever seen the Texas turkey takedown. It is a made up move by yankees, mostly from the pennsylvania area.
Hey buddy, back in PA i totally did the Texas turkey takedown on that fella, then i talked to him about Seinfeld.