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Takeished 

Verb. To be sexually molested by a large, possibly innebriated black woman.
"Dude, I just broke the seal and as I was heading back to the keg this girl just grabbed for my junk!"
"You just got Takeished."
Takeished by C of C Student April 4, 2008
Words you can keep

foul tarnished 

Someone unfit, even to graft
Godrick the Grafted: Foul Tarnished, thou'rt unfit even to graft
foul tarnished by Nuttjob97 April 9, 2022

takeisha 

takeisha is a person with a heart of gold and always has a smile on her face. She's always willing to give anyone a helping hand, and nearly every guy wants her, she is a fantastic person with a great personality and can make anyone laugh. She's not afraid to say what she thinks and still has plenty of friends. she also likes to muck around and occasionally cause a bit of mischief. She also likes to party and wear very high heels.
"see that hot girl over there she's a takeisha"
takeisha by Jayden South December 27, 2014

Takeisha 

A really cute girl usually with a high pitched voice who always keeps it real. She's not afraid to call out fake people and has many friends. She's nice to almost everyone and is very weird around her friends.
Damn you see how she called Sam out on that bs? That girl is a Takeisha

"You know that girl over there?" "Who doesn't, she's a Takeisha."
Takeisha by keke Bryant June 14, 2014

tarnished 

(adj): useless, unattractive, or unappealing an any way; describes someone or something that is all-around poor in quality
\Example 1\
Person 1: Imma keep it real witcho ass chief these Fritos taste like trash.
Person 2: Yeah that shit's tarnished

\Example 2\
Person 1: Bro that bitch Vanessa fine af no cap
Person 2: Nah bro her cheeks nice but that face be tarnished as a mf.

\Example 3\
Person 1: Yo these J's hard af bruh
Person 2: Nah these shits tarnished no cap
tarnished by Real Yung Ninja June 12, 2018

tarnished ring 

Gurl i thought u was still goin out wit him!

Gurl bye! He was a tarnished ring.
tarnished ring by iLl Ma March 22, 2006

Foul Tarnished 

One who lost the grace of the Erdtree and were consequently banished from the Lands Between by Queen Marika the Eternal.
"Foul Tarnished, in search of the Elden Ring."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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