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Take A Bath 

Get stoned and soaking in a small body of warm water for an extended period of time.
Alex: I really want to spend the night but I have to go take a bath.
Bill: we really should take a bath together
Take A Bath by Tyboca December 30, 2020

Take A Bath 

To drink an alcoholic beverage, preferably in a hotel bathroom.
Hey Matthew, want to quick take a bath with me?
Take A Bath by Dick Wiggle May 30, 2016

take a bath with your mustache 

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.
Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

take a bath and poop 

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.
Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?
take a bath and poop by Wes S. April 8, 2006

birds take a bath 

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.
"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."
birds take a bath by SneakyWalrus26 December 3, 2013

take a hot bath

verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.
Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.
take a hot bath by nick April 29, 2004
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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