tainterizor 

Someone acting like a taint

Oh my God you just kicked my cat… you’re such a tainterizor!!

tainterizor by AngelDevil764 March 18, 2025

tainterator 

A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.

My taint was hot and sweaty before i put it over a tainterator.

tainterator by Teabagette May 4, 2005