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Taint Ticklers 

AAHHH! TAINT TICKLERS! PULL OVER!
Taint Ticklers by Mintin Man June 25, 2010
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Tundra Taint Ticklers

A group of 2 or more gay guys who all drive toyota tundras
“look at shayne and jhett driving their trucks, they’re definitely tundra taint ticklers”

twin turbo taint tickler 

* One who is fond of the taint

* A person whom uses both hands to tickle taints at a rapid speed

* Someone who unsuspectedly tickles taints

* Two fingered fast taint tickler

* Someone who tickles taints at the speed of sound, also known as The Tingly Watson and The French Tickler
I was sexually assaulted by the twin turbo taint tickler

Taint Tickler 

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.



I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
Taint Tickler by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009

Taint Tickler 

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.
Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.
Taint Tickler by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

taint tickler 

The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.
I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.
taint tickler by Ed Gein April 3, 2003

chode blasting taint tickler

recieving a facial while tickling someones taint with a feather duster covered in baby oil
al borlan and ryan are chode blasting taint ticklers
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