tableclock 

noun: A single piece of furniture that can be used as both a clock and a table

A glass coffee table with a clock stolen from the Yates building taped to the underside.

That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.

tableclock by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011

Tableclock 

proper noun: Nomenclature referring to a place of residence that contains a tableclock.

That shindig over at Tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.

The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.

Tableclock by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011

tablecloth 

(n) used to cover a nice table so food doesn't get on it while you eat; found often in family homes, but rarely in dorms or frat houses

Fratboy Matt: Hey, get the tablecloth and set the table, I got a pizza!
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.

tablecloth by Matt Pryor March 20, 2005

1920s South Carolina tablecloth 

Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.

Bradford: Baby.

Angelina: Yeah?

Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.

Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.

1920s South Carolina tablecloth by Jenaveve Anniston February 26, 2009

The Toledo Tablecloth 

The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.

To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.

Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.

The Toledo Tablecloth by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014

tablecloth 

Slang for the goverment. It's not normally used in a positive tense. Used in the System of a Down song "BYOB"

They feed us lies from the tablecloth!

tablecloth by ApathyOhMe May 24, 2005

Tablecloth 

When you don’t listen to what someone is saying and the first thing that pops into your head is “tablecloth”

Ummm...tablecloth?

Tablecloth by Tyler Hudson FBF January 26, 2018