A lyric in the song B.Y.O.B by System of a Down, this is the correct way to pronounce "tablecloth" in the 11th line of the song: "yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth"
It is only applicable to this song, pronounce as usual in other contexts
Help to those who cannot read- pronounced "tay-buhl-Klot" ≠ "tay-buhl-Kloth"
It is only applicable to this song, pronounce as usual in other contexts
Help to those who cannot read- pronounced "tay-buhl-Klot" ≠ "tay-buhl-Kloth"
John Smith: "Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth"
Pocahontas: "No john, It's tableclot"
John Smith: "oh okay"
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Pocahontas: "No john, It's tableclot"
John Smith: "oh okay"
John Smith and Pocahontas headbang to this awesome diggety dawg rocking ballad by System of a Down on Spotify Premium
by Kaveh Kasharewar January 30, 2024
Get the Tableclot mug.A glass coffee table with a clock stolen from the Yates building taped to the underside.
That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
That kid had a sweet tableclock at his apartment; you could tell the time and rest your feet on it, I wish I had one.
by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011
Get the tableclock mug.That shindig over at Tableclock last night was pretty tame, but at least no one puked on the carpet.
The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.
The guy I know that lives at The Tableclock said they were having a rager but I bet there's only like 6 people there.
by mr. jimmy socks January 28, 2011
Get the Tableclock mug.(n) used to cover a nice table so food doesn't get on it while you eat; found often in family homes, but rarely in dorms or frat houses
Fratboy Matt: Hey, get the tablecloth and set the table, I got a pizza!
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.
Fratboy Sam: We don't have a table cloth, we'll just use alot of napkins.
by Matt Pryor March 20, 2005
Get the tablecloth mug.A "tablehooter" is a cheap sounding electronic keyboard for the beginner market. Often considered toy keyboards. From the German "tischhupe" which roughly describes a tabletop car horn array.
Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).
Some otherwise completely useless tablehooters are sought after by music producers for their unique tonal attributes (or more accurately, perhaps, for their obscurity value).
There's no way in hell I'm going to trade my Hohner Clavinet classic for that little Casio tablehooter you got for your fifth birthday, friend.
by Scribbles the Monkey November 8, 2009
Get the Tablehooter mug.Noun; Excessive, limp tissue of a womans vagina, that tends to 'flop' over to the respective leg when in the missionary position.
Bradford: Baby.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
Angelina: Yeah?
Bradford: Your vagina is sloppy. It looks like a 1920s South Carolina tablecloth.
Angelina: Bradford, I am from Tennessee.
by Jenaveve Anniston February 26, 2009
Get the 1920s South Carolina tablecloth mug.The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.
by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2014
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