Table back

When a girl is skinny and has no booty; a very slight if any bump in the back

You could put a level on her if she was lying down and it would be perfectly centered. All that would be needed is a table cloth.

Yo, that girl has a table back. She must buy her pants in party city where they sell decorations.

Table back by Awesome_ericcc January 18, 2022

ass table way back 

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

ass table way back by Uvenk January 13, 2011

back on the table 

just one of the options 😒😒😒😒

Frosty fungi: Maybe J is back on the table Tino
Balenbino: 😏
Frosty fungi: But H and E still take the cake

back on the table by lemonsareverysour December 14, 2022

Panda Table Backhandspring 

a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food.
2. Girl goes into crab pose.
3. Commence intercourse.
4. Begin washing each other with body-wash.
5. When Chinese food arrives either
a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end
or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6
6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse.

Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy.

Panda Table Backhandspring by SexyBusTime January 11, 2011

tablejacking 

making an unwarranted advance on somebody else's table, and camping there until closing time (or until you pay them to leave). similar to carjacking, but it involves more beer.

we were just chilling at a table in the bar, when out of nowhere some unchoice LA chicks tablejacked us. had to pay the uglier one 10 bucks just to get them to leave. we were victims of a tablejacking.

tablejacking by bri_man82 February 23, 2008