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dummy tab 

A blank browser tab generally opened while viewing questionable material in another tab. Often switched to quickly if another person walks into the room, in an attempt prevent them from seeing what you were doing.
As Nathan watches porn he often makes sure he has a dummy tab opened in case his mom walks in.
dummy tab by Dirty Ratman July 11, 2016

Tab-Hoarder 

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...
The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)
Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012
If someone gives you a pop tab and the bottom part isn't broken, you owe them a free kiss
Joe: oh shoot Ella gave me a pop tab... Looks like I have to kiss her.
Pop tab by Possum man November 15, 2019

Soda tab 

When someone gives you a soda tab with the middle part intact you have to kiss them.
Yeah she gave me a soda tab, we are dating now.
Soda tab by talking hoe June 19, 2021

Mountain Tab 

Having "intimate relations" or "doing the horizontal mambo" with a women of the round body type.

Or Porking a fatty.
Hermie woke up naked next to a 350 pound, 4 foot 3 inch blimp. He earned his mountain tab!
Mountain Tab by Jar-El June 1, 2014

Mountain Tab 

A small identifier worn above the 10th Mountain Division's unit patch. It signifies that the soldier is not only a member of said unit, but also completed menial tasks while being hazed, and climbed a mountain (ie banged out one of Watertown's many livestock sized humans that identify physically as "female")
Shit...the new guy finally earned his mountain tab, she must have been 350 pounds!
Mountain Tab by Bigdickasian69 January 24, 2018