TWSSF

That's What She Said - Fail.

You know I've been worrying about that test all day.
How long did it take you to finish it?
Took me a half hour to finish up!
That's What She Said.
Fail!

that was a pretty lame That's What She Said.
TWSSF

by emily050192874093 January 28, 2009

Twysface

A person who is an avid user of all three main social networks including Twitter, Myspace, and Facebook.

I have done nothing but Twysface online all day today.

by TeronTheDon April 21, 2009

tossface

Someone annoying or who gets on you nerves and is basically a wanker

what a tossface

by missmalteaser November 27, 2013

TWSS Stories

Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments

TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!

TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!

by DJ20 January 8, 2010

TWSS

Short for that's what she said. Only to be used in situations where saying that's what she said would be deemed inappropriate. Usually said under breath and pronounced twiss.

(At formal dinner party with in-laws)
Mother-in law: We were fishing when your father pulled out a giant rod I had never seen before...
(Silently, under breathe): TWSS..

by kwk2010 February 13, 2008

tassfully

someone who is full of tassination, and a thole or tassy

as i screamed GOD DAMN IT i was told that was tassfully idiotic. i was truly acting like a tassy and a demented thole

by #theshitsheis July 26, 2011

Twsfijsm

That was so funny I just shit myself

Wow, he really DID shit himself, twsfijsm, waht a fuggit

by MattD2021 August 26, 2007