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A Grateful Dead (or other jam band) fan. Called a twirler due to their tendency to get all full of hallucinogens and "dance" by spinning around in a drug addled stupor.
Dude, we need to make our way towards the stage. This grassy knoll is all full of freaky twirlers. That hippychick got glitter in my eye!
twirler by adam nass May 19, 2008
Words you can keep
A GUY IN A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE BAND BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO PLAY SPORTS. DURING BREAKS THEY COULD BE SEEN TRYING TO TWIRL THE MAJORETTS BATONS
UNDER THE BLEACHERS. THEIR TRAITS OF WUSS, GEEK,
DWEEB, ETC. FOLLOW THEM THE REST OF THIER LIVES,
EVEN AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO CONCEAL.
YOU KNOW, A TWIRLER, IS A TWIRLER, IS A TWRILER,
AND NOTHING IN LIFE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT.
TWIRLER by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

French Baton Twirler 

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler
French Baton Twirler by BassSpike October 15, 2011

dirt twirler 

a hippie person that doesn't shower. mostly these people follow events or bands that most or all people don't shower. Usually heavy oils or incense smell is common.
That damn dirt twirler smells like Nag Champa and is ruining my day. Cannot they stop dirt twirling and shower once and awhile?

flag twirler 

A term used if you want your butt kicked.
In color guard we do not twirl, we spin. Get it right.
Paul: Wow, Tess. You are the best flag twirler on the guard.
Tess: *Puts Paul in a choke hold* What did you say?
Paul: *Choking* You're the best flag spinner on the guard!
flag twirler by Guard Angel December 4, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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