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A GUY IN A HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE BAND BECAUSE HE WAS UNABLE TO PLAY SPORTS. DURING BREAKS THEY COULD BE SEEN TRYING TO TWIRL THE MAJORETTS BATONS
UNDER THE BLEACHERS. THEIR TRAITS OF WUSS, GEEK,
DWEEB, ETC. FOLLOW THEM THE REST OF THIER LIVES,
EVEN AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO CONCEAL.
YOU KNOW, A TWIRLER, IS A TWIRLER, IS A TWRILER,
AND NOTHING IN LIFE WILL EVER CHANGE THAT.
TWIRLER by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

pube twirler  

Someone who is inept and void of common sense.

One who is clueless in the art of sexual relations, often confusing a "bushy" female partner's pubic hair for her reproductive organ.

Literally, someone who twirls their pubes in moments of boredom.
Pube twirler examples
"Am I hittin the G' spot tonight Gertrude?"

"Uh, you're just repeatedly licking the lower portion of my belly button." - Pube Twirler

"I am so cool I just called that woman a dick wagon."

"Keven, don't be such a pube twirler."
pube twirler by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

Ohio Baton Twirler 

During oral sex just as the man is about to cum he yanks his cock out of her mouth and as he is jizzing starts cock slapping in a circular, twirling motion.
Girl 1: So how was that new guy??

Girl 2: Well, he was amazing until he started Ohio Baton Twirling.. He got jizz all over the place!!

Girl 1: THe Ohio Baton Twirler!?!? Oh My God!!!

Girl 2: I Know!! I'm still cleaning jizz out of my hair!!!

French Baton Twirler 

When you stick your testicles in a girls mouth and flop your semi-erect penis on her face while sayin, "Huh huh huh!" with a french accent
My girlfriend has an attraction to French accents, so last night I gave her a French Baton Twirler
French Baton Twirler by BassSpike October 15, 2011

dirt twirler 

a hippie person that doesn't shower. mostly these people follow events or bands that most or all people don't shower. Usually heavy oils or incense smell is common.
That damn dirt twirler smells like Nag Champa and is ruining my day. Cannot they stop dirt twirling and shower once and awhile?

flag twirler 

A term used if you want your butt kicked.
In color guard we do not twirl, we spin. Get it right.
Paul: Wow, Tess. You are the best flag twirler on the guard.
Tess: *Puts Paul in a choke hold* What did you say?
Paul: *Choking* You're the best flag spinner on the guard!
flag twirler by Guard Angel December 4, 2007
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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