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turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012
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Korn's Triad 

Term used to describe desirable traits in mates. specificaly refering to Korn's requirements of being nice, smart, and goodlooking. And likes Korn
"I went out with her a few times, but she didn't meet Korn's Triad so I just gave her a hot carl and sent her on her way"
Korn's Triad by litterati July 10, 2012

twiddle stick 

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.
twiddle stick by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017
Chinese Mafia that is known to be the largest gang in China. Similiar to the yakuza
These men are Triads! The most deadliest gang in China!
triads by Bobby De Niro May 1, 2004

dick twad 

1) A meaningless insult born from a misunderstanding and mispronounciation of the intended and true insult dickwad
2) A term of endearment used to express gratitude and admiration through feigned hostility
Girl 1- Your a dick twad.
Boy 1- What the f$%k is that? Don't you mean dickwad?
Girl 1- You're an asshole...
dick twad by Dicktwad92378 August 21, 2017