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shouldn'tve 

A contraction of "should not have." It can be punctuated many different ways (ie. should'nt've, should'ntve, shouldn't've, etc)
You shouldn'tve called in sick yesterday, there were free donuts in the break room.
shouldn'tve by hedfones February 18, 2009
I don'tve your lunch!

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

The longest gramatically correct contraption, which means "You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
P 1: We did it.
P 2: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

Aaron Tveit 

Basically the most attractive human being to ever exist- sexy as hell and sings like an angel

Known for Next to Normal, Catch Me if You Can, and many other Broadway shows.

Look him up because he's fucking gorgeous.
Wow I wish Aaron Tveit would marry me because damn he is hotttttttt
Aaron Tveit by Aaron's #1 Fan February 3, 2014
A term commonly used in plast. Originally used to describe an old fallen tree log, but has recently gained the definition of a boner.
Andrey: Oh man, don’t look at Stephan right now
Ruslan: oh why not man?
Andrey: he’s got a real bad tverdun
Tverdun by Jewish giraffe December 15, 2018

Aaron Tveit 

Actor on Broadway; best known for his portrayals of Fieryo Tiggular in Wicked and Link Larkin in Hairspray. Originated Gabe Goodman in Next to Normal. Where he took his shirt off. Hot damn.

A beautiful emblem of perfection from Jesus.
look at that aaron tveit, fuck jesus must love us.
Aaron Tveit by laxdeda August 16, 2010