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box turdle 

When you've delayed a groundhogging turd so long, your anus gives up entirely and snaps it back inside.
"Hey, there's a bathroom. Want me to stop?"
"Nah, keep going. I've been groundhogging so long, I box turdled two miles ago."
box turdle by Sweet Jimmy D April 24, 2014
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

the best show to ever exist β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’™πŸ§‘
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist

I like turtles 

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3
Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.
I like turtles by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

Squirting Turtles

"I could totally hear this dude squirting turtles in the stall next ta me."
Squirting Turtles by CaWe March 20, 2004

turtlesque 

Adjective describing someone or something that is exceedingly slow.
She was passive aggressive to the point of being turtlesque.
turtlesque by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020

sea turdle 

The result of taking a crap in the ocean, aka code brown when executed in a pool.
Ryan: Sarah and I were doing a deep dive and she dropped a deuce at about 45 feet right in her wet suit.

Jill: I had heard about the sea turdle, though never known someone to actually see one hatched in person.
sea turdle by the comand'r October 26, 2014