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TRAYSURES

How Fred Jones (Frank Welker; Scooby-Doo) says "Treasures."
Fred Jones: *Sees a huge pile of valuables*
Also Fred Jones: "THE STOLEN TRAYSURES!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 4, 2022
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Transgressions

When a multi-millionaire celebrity pro-sportsman who can all but walk on water, has the world at his feet, has the most stunning Scandinavian swimsuit model wife that not even the teenage serial-masturbators from "Weird Science" could begin to create, and has dream product endorsement deals shooting out of his wazoo, decides to play "hide-the-cocktail-wiener" with a dumb blonde nightclub waitress, thereby jepordizing his unbelievable good fortune for the sake of a "3-pumps-and-a-squirt" hook-up. The man forgoes Grade-A steak to feast upon a Wendy's patty...
Tiger Woods: "My darling wife, please forgive my transgressions, I have let you down..."

Mrs. Hot Woods: "Hmm... I know, why don't I repeatedly forgive your transgressions with this nine-iron in your face you cheating burger-girl fucker??!!"
by QuinnyT December 4, 2009
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marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.
Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.
by problemo_official February 21, 2011
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double transgression theory

The practice of doing a second wrong deed after being caught doing a first wrong deed, with the hope that you'll probably just be punished once.
Larry: Oh man! The Double Transgression Theory! It's like when a dog is sent outside because he pee'd on the rug, so knowing he's already in trouble he takes a hotdog off the table on his way out. Brilliant.
by Craigers McCraigers October 9, 2008
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transgressor

The Transgressor Archetype is one who goes beyond or over a limit; exceeding or overstepping. The character of the Transgressor is always wanting to outdo another; going over the limits, trying new things, and taking risks, even if it may be dangerous to him/her. The Transgressor usually has a competitive nature and is always seeking new challenges and ways to find trouble in order to prove themselves worthy.
Dash from the Incredibles.
by Anjil March 23, 2005
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Transgression

The act of comitting a vile act or transgressing against another person.

A wrong doing unto another.

Hurting another for no appearent reason.
Walking upto someone in the street and giving them the finger or slandering their name.
by Alex Pipe May 19, 2004
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transgression

1. (social) breaking any rules or boundaries

2. (art) creative endeavors that break as many rules as the artist sees fit to break.

Transgressive artists have sometimes disagreed with their being called "artists", as the term has become quite overinflated, cliched, and pretentious.

Detractors of "transgressives" have leveled the same charges at them.

My personal opinion added:
Transgression is not enough, but it's a real fuckin' good place to start. It should be done any way you want it, but I like mine with a side of fun.
1. Kyle grabbed his crotch and looked her up and down as an act of transgression, as if to say, "Fuck you, bitch."

2. Kyle videotaped this escapade as a work of transgression, as if to say "Fuck art and fuck you" via his art movie.
by VyleKyle October 16, 2008
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