transpresident 

Somebody who isn't really, but "identifies as" the president, and should be treated as such because of Title VII, Bostock vs. Clayton County, and Biden's recent "Executive Order on Preventing and Combating Discrimination on the Basis of Gender Identity or Sexual Orientation."

We need more transpresidential representation in the White House. Biden is a cispresident who should have conceded to pave the path for people such as Transpresident Trump to exert their transpresidential rights that I just made up, even if they infringe upon others' actual rights. And if you disagree, you're a bigoted, homophobic, cisfactual, misogynistic, transphobic, islamaphobic, racist bla bla bla, even if most of those things have noting to do with this topic. "Transpresidents are presidents, it's in the name."

transpresident by DaFuk2021 February 5, 2021

Transpresidential 

One who identifies as the president although they aren’t.

Joe: what are you doing in the Oval Office?
Me: I’m transpresidential joe this is my house now

Transpresidential by Meissparta May 16, 2021

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012