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A fictional type of Urinary Tract Infection commonly contracted from wearing dirty clothing such as underwear. If a friend of family member suffers from TQPee tell them to get off their ass because they've probably been watching One Piece or a week straight.
My friend Tanner contracted TQPee because he hasn't changed his clothes in 3 weeks and prioritized watching anime.
TQPee by Sheriff_LaCombe November 8, 2021
Words you can keep
Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.
Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee
Topee by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Topeethur 

When your oldest sister cuts her toenails and you shove them up your urethra and then let them sauté in your urethra juice for about 4.5 hours then pee them back into your sisters mouth

Pronounced: Two - Pee - Thurr
"Me and my sis were bored so we definitely pulled a topeethur. My pee was blue from her toenail paint. It was stellar."
Topeethur by Matt Markel May 21, 2008

Tapeetion 

The word used in Call of Duty: World at War when you call in artillery as the Imperial Japanese Army. Some think the word is 'submission' but they are obviously noobs tricked by the devil to put there heads up there asses.

Tapeetion can be used to replace ANY noun, and it means anything the speaker wishes i to mean.
"Our artillery will force them into tapeetion"

"Dude! Marcus is such a bloody tapeetion"

"She gave me a foot job and i shot tapeetion all over her cankles"

"You are crazy, Jeff, i'm sticking my penis in that tapeetion, i'll get AIDS!"

"Damn! she kicked him right in the tapeetions! He won't be able to masturbate for atleast 6 months!"
Tapeetion by nigrat501 June 6, 2009

creepy tepee 

A fold in one's pants at the crotch that looks like a boner.
No one could shake their gaze from the bulge in Brad's pants. There was a gasp when he stood up to get something to drink, but the tension subsided when we realized he was just sporting a creepy tepee.
creepy tepee by EmilyJoW October 9, 2008

Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.! 

People on facebook or other social networks who capitalize every word of their sentences, misspell words and stretch out some parts. They occasionally seem to not know how to use punctuation either. Another common characteristic of these people is adding a smiley at the end of what they say.
Status: "Mann ! Todayy Wuz An Awsum Dayy . Cann't Waitt Untill Tomorrow ! (:"

Guy reads and thinks: "Wow. I hate Peeople Dat Typee Likee Diss.!"
Dan Teepe is from South Africa and he came to England to well, shall we say prey on some kids with his hockey stick. His hobies are Frostie, Jon Jones and that little girl on the playground. And of course, lubrication.
He got Frostie badly with his deadly weapon, the hockey stick.
tepee by Hindle March 28, 2005
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