Topee 

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

Topee by #bigdickedzak August 30, 2013

Topee 

An Introvert love being lonely and if someone approach him. He treated them special to gain there attention you want.

"A poor man such an Topee"

Topee by topee May 10, 2022

Tonee 

Massive greek cunt who can deadlift 800 kilos and benchpress 4 tons. Lives in the tunnels of the Australian metro train subways. He eats 72,000 calories a day which converts into 20kg of muscle mass from each rep.

Daily meal plan
breakfast - 3kg of steak with a raw turkey and protein shake
Snack - steriod injection
Dinner - 2 buckets of protein powder, 50 kilos of raw chicken

Mike: Woah! look at that man over there, he's benching 4 tons!
Jerry: No shit bro, that's Tonee!

Tonee by Mike810927301023 June 11, 2018

toepee 

Being toepee with someone means being sassy.

Girl, I'm sorry that I slept with your man, but don't get so toepee with me!

toepee by baby primus April 7, 2015

topelo

A night that begins at the U Club, followed by “a downtown bar” -> an obligatory stop for a tipple/photo booth pic / jukebox jam at Romolo. Finally head over to Tupelo and end the night with a double double at Sam’s. A must when in San Francisco

aw man im wrecked, we did a topelo last night.. ehh porra

topelo by patatagucci May 8, 2018

One Up with a Topper 

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

One Up with a Topper by jaffaj March 13, 2010

topkek 

1)A category 10 LOL; and extremely powerful lel; the strongest magnitude of kek possible; boisterously merry

2) Something that generates an extraordinary level of amusement

A- JEB BUSH 2016
B- >topkek

A- my sister just got pregnant and we have no idea who the father is topkek
B- wtf man

topkek by topkeklad July 19, 2016