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toliet muscle 

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.
The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.
toliet muscle by Telephony July 11, 2014
Related Words
a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby
"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"
toalie by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007

toliet fart 

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!
toliet fart by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets 

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)
Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!
paper toliets by Telephony January 5, 2014

disposable plastic baby toliets 

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
A name many rappers use to call a gun
“I pull up with scooby, he grippin that toolie”
Toolie by ImTxger_ May 23, 2018