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Til I Wet Myself.
A derivative of TIPMS - Til I Piss Myself.
ROTFL TIWMS
Glued to the screen TIWMS
Sinking beers TIWMS
TIWMS by Kioz July 15, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
Term used in Canada to refer to popular coffee/doughnut chain Tim Hortons - In a shorter form
Mona- OMG I am geting too fat, I have 2 stop going to Timsy's
Nidhi- Ew gross I would never eat there
Timsy by bapadeeboopadee May 2, 2021
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When a DM says that you will play a single session campaign (One-shot) but then it turns into a 20+ session campaign.
Player 1 - "So Sunday we're having our new oneshot right?"
Player 2 - "It's probably going to be a Timshot"
Player 1 - "What the hell does that mean?"
Player 2 - "Prepare for more than one session buddy. This will be a long one"
Timshot by Moniboni January 3, 2021

timsimon 

Rubbing a girls butthole while fucking her doggy style.
I'm about to put the timsimon on her.
This is the third week I timsimoned a hoe.
I heard this one kid in school say he was timsimoning a hoe for 3hours.
timsimon by Bob sanders August 30, 2013

Timsgiving 

An alternative to Thanksgiving that features friends in lieu of family. Includes games, challenges, and prizes. Celebrated annually in the month of November.
Timsgiving this year will be epic. I've heard people say there might even be a piñata this year!
Timsgiving by cmore October 14, 2014

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive 

doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive
Well this doggo that borked 3 tims and overdosed into maximum borkdrive

Timmsian Rip 

When one takes a bong rip large enough to enable the rest of the people in the room to get a hit off of the massive smoke cloud left behind after the hit. A Timmsian Rip is the largest type of bong rip and is known for its density and appearance upon exhale ex thick white cloud.

The rip is named after Zack Rocket an Atlanta Based DJ that is known for his advocacy of rips of this magnitude.
His smoke cloud was so dense that I got a hit just by sitting on the couch next to him, it was a real Timmsian Rip.
Timmsian Rip by Esturary August 19, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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