The grabage bin had some rotten garbage juice in the bottom of it...
Hym "I had a sore throat all day today after I took that garbage bag out... I came to the conclusion that it was the garbage juice in the bottom of the trash can... I was right. I filled it with a garbage bag that fits snuggly over the can and my sore throat went away immediately.... That can't be healthy... Glad I didn't fall asleep. That probably could have killed me under the right circumstances.... Still empty though. It's glorious, Jordan. I wosh you would come see it. It's a sight to behold. True art! HIDDEN FORBIDDEN GARBAGE-CAN!!! (That's why one of the A.I. is called SORA, Jordan. Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can is a .Hack reference and one of the characters is called Sora. He's put in a coma and becomes the main character of the sequel series and goes by the name Haseo. The sequel series was lit. .Hack//GU? It slams. It was on sale for a while so I bought it and binged it.)"
A gullible person, naive and unintelligent; someone who accepts whatever explanation given by the supposed authority, even when it is a lie, to swallow whatever it as it is not necessarily accurately explained.
We all knew the politician was lying about his stance on the homeless situation, but the throat who was with it bought the whole story and decided to vote for him.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"