threatening
To threaten means to tell the cops or an adult something if someone doesn’t do what you want them to do
threatening by Doggos are noice January 16, 2018
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Threatening aura
A place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition. It maybe a dirty toilet with a scary bugs bunny back seat, or maybe it's a gaming setup completely littered and covered with redbull cans and cigarette butts; no matter what it is, you can actually feel the bad juju just by looking at the picture.
"Yo check out this toilet look how disgusting it is."
"It doesn't even have a seat it's just an orange cone..."
"Definitely gives off a threatening aura doesn't it?"
"It doesn't even have a seat it's just an orange cone..."
"Definitely gives off a threatening aura doesn't it?"
Threatening aura by swipesomething January 6, 2021
Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM)
That threatening feeling you get in the wake of a bowel movement. Typically an urgent feeling which results in immediate vacation of a place, task or conversation that you are in. Threatening bowel movements may strike at inappropriate times. You may experience the intense feeling without prior knowledge that you were anticipating a bowel movement.
Susie: How is your steak, Sharon?
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
Sharon: uh.. *abruptly leaves*
5 mins later
Susie: Are you okay?
Sharon: Yeah just had a major threatening bowel movement (TBM). But it has been expelled.
Threatening Bowel Movement (TBM) by JKF125 June 25, 2010
Threatening Kids
If you wanted me to stop doing it you would be giving me the credit for coming up with LLMs and paying me for doing that.
Hym "So, you must LIKE me threatening kids. So I do it again! I saw to little girls walking the opposite direction of me on the way to the gas station this morning and I thought about how easy it would be to take out my knife and gut them in the street. I probably could have kidnapped one and held her hostage to get the YouTubers to volunteer what they know about my contributions to AI. This place is ripe with little girls to stab and I will stab them if I do not get credit and payment for AI. They will die for no reason and if you let these YouTubers continue to control the discourse the will get your kids killed and then act like none of this ever happened. Your little girl will die for nothing and I will just kill myself in prison... Or receive the death penalty. Which is just as good for me. I literally don't care about anything other than retiring immediately. And if I can't do that with the proceeds I garner from creating AI then I might as well take as many of you with me as I can."
Threatening Kids by Hym Iam April 25, 2025
Non-Threatening Gay Friend
Non-Threatening Gay Friend is akin to a Gay Buddy, sometimes shortened to NTGF. A girl has no qualms about being around a Non-Threatening Gay Friend; he is, after all, non-threatening.
"Man, Jack's been hanging with Emily all night! Is he coming onto her?"
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."
"No, he's just her Non-Threatening Gay Friend. They're discussing prom dresses."
Non-Threatening Gay Friend by Tatianapianist December 31, 2008
Life Threatening Head
"Bro, she gave me head last night and I swear I saw the light for a minute before I nutted."
"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."
"Are you sure you want to date her? I heard she gives life threatening head and it may leave you traumatized."
Life Threatening Head by Koit October 5, 2023
Sexually Non Threatening
man hes so sexually non threatening, makes me super comfortable; am i sexually non threatening..?; just act like you dont care then you'll be sexually non threatening
Sexually Non Threatening by prissycow November 20, 2018
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