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THORKELS 

Thorkels consist of two two bendy straws, with the short ends trimmed to allow for insertion into the nostrils. They enable the user to breathe normally while consuming the genitalia of an obese female subject.
"Karen thicc ass almost smothered that nigga James last night with her fupa, but he was wearing his thorkels so he aiiright."
THORKELS by BobTNelis September 16, 2020
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Hey Thonkels 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.
See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.
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torkelson 

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.
Hey Meesh lets Torkelson tonight!
torkelson by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

Therkelsen 

therkelsen those hoes.
Therkelsen by danipoo!! April 22, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026