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The Nicholas Cage Effect
The hindering effect that the lack of acting prowess possessed by one Nicholas Cage has on any movie in which Nicholas Cage performs. It is identified by the lack of variation between any of the characters portrayed by this actor leaving all of his characters relatively ambiguous and uninteresting. Also when a character is brought up in common conversation, it is nearly indiscernible which character they are talking about.
"Hey did you go see that new Nicholas Cage movie where he could see the future?"
"Oh yeah, "Next," I didn't really enjoy that one."
"Yeah, me neither, but I was talking about "Knowing.""
An example of the Nicholas Cage Effect would result by watching any Nicholas Cage Movie, and then make a check-list. Does he have long flowing hair? Does he do a lot of epic running? Does he carry a flashlight? Does his face start on fire? Does he see the future? Most of the items listed above are usually true of any Nicholas Cage movie allowing you to see the future that the Nicholas Cage movie you are currently watching is probably going to be a colossal waste of your time.
"Oh yeah, "Next," I didn't really enjoy that one."
"Yeah, me neither, but I was talking about "Knowing.""
An example of the Nicholas Cage Effect would result by watching any Nicholas Cage Movie, and then make a check-list. Does he have long flowing hair? Does he do a lot of epic running? Does he carry a flashlight? Does his face start on fire? Does he see the future? Most of the items listed above are usually true of any Nicholas Cage movie allowing you to see the future that the Nicholas Cage movie you are currently watching is probably going to be a colossal waste of your time.
The Nicholas Cage Effect by 3pj December 15, 2010
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The Nicholas
A delicious sandwich, that consists of sub bread, (6 inch only), pickles, salami and swiss cheese. Preferable order: cheese salami, pickles. The sandwich MUST be toasted to qualify as a Nicholas.
"Oh shit The Nicholas that I had for lunch was so good."
"All the food at school today is shitty, let's just get some Nicholi."
"That Nicholas was dank as shit."
"Fuck bitches, eat Nicholases."
"All the food at school today is shitty, let's just get some Nicholi."
"That Nicholas was dank as shit."
"Fuck bitches, eat Nicholases."
The Nicholas by dickless12345 August 2, 2012
The Nicholas Sparks Affect
When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.
Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.
The Nicholas Sparks Affect by meganrawr22 December 23, 2011
The Nicholas Effect
The act of undermining a persons stance or point over the conversation in a manner of which they have rarely or never experienced before; which makes them irritated
Sally: I don’t know why I’m so infuriated with this argument
Brian: oh, I know why, You’re experiencing The Nicholas Effect
Brian: oh, I know why, You’re experiencing The Nicholas Effect
The Nicholas Effect by Cholcolte December 26, 2023
The Nicholas Effect
When a person interacts with Nicholas and is then suddenly aware of all the orange things in their day to day life. They begin to notice orange cars, orange jackets, and other orange things.
The Nicholas Effect by MarvelousMass December 3, 2025
The flying Nicholas
The flying Nicholas is a beautiful phenomenon in which when you make sweet love to your significant other, a ritual begins and a Nicholas is conjured. Then the Nicholas will take your significant other and travel away and live happily ever after. But if the Nicholas is angry, he will fuck every nigga alive including you.
The flying Nicholas by Rex Pie February 5, 2020
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